The Internet Dating Saga – Match.Com Pt1 of XXX

Aparntly with the TV adverts going on at the moment, match.com have too many women on an internet dating website.  So here goes on that one then. I will firstly write to them and ask them to back up such a claim.  They must have stats to let me know and if not a law suit will pend and we all get lots of lovely money to boot as well.

Thats why, if you dont find someone special during your 6-month subscription, we will give you an additional 6 months FREE to continue your search. At no additional expense to you. (But youll have to do your fair share. After all, love is worth it!)

So.. How this all works…

1.  Sign up for 6 months
If you dont find someone special during your 6-month subscription, we will give you an additional 6 months at no additional cost to you to continue your search.

—- Ok thats a bit crap. I have to shell out 60 notes to get blown out by the 10 matches in my area…

2. During the 6 months I must
Create a truthful Match.com profile with a photograph and keep it visible to the public

— Ok no problem there

Respond to, or initiate communication with at least 5 Match.com members each month through the Match.com service.

Each.. month… thats 30 people.  1 a week I have to get blown out to get another free 6 months from this.  Easy..

Now for the small print…

1. You get selected for the 6 extan months.
2. Comply at all times.
3. Reply at all times.
4.  You have to scroll down for this…
In accordance with the Terms of Use, Match.com will automatically renew those subscribers that do not qualify or comply with the Terms of the Guarantee Programme into a non-guarantee standard subscription to ensure continuous and uninterrupted access to his or her subscription. A subscriber may turn-off automatic renewal of the subscription at any time after purchase

5. atch.com reserves the right to modify, suspend, or cancel the 6-Month Guarantee Programme at any time and without notice to you.

What the fek. So they can pull it at any time?

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The Internet Dating Saga – Match.Com Pt1 of XXX

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