Never think it can’t get any worse. It does.

just when it can’t get worse

The plan was this. I’d get to see the dogs in the morning or so, go for a walk and then go for dinner at 2pm that I’d managed to re book at the last moment. However things didn’t go to plan and no did I think they would.

1pm came and no word
1.35. Getting tight now. Things are served pretty prompt.
1.58. “Are you home”
I reply and the she calls. I was going to say this is harsh and fucked up even by her standards.

A crash. Squeal of tyres. She’s had an accident.

Cue me going into rescue mode. She’s 4 miles away.

The other guy is there and both visibly shaken. Details have been exchanged and I’m just there waiting for the police to come.

She said I shouldn’t have come but come on. How could I have left for dinner like she said I should do. I ignored the shock aspect dealing with the fact I wanted to give her a hug and a shoulder to cry on but it wasn’t wanted.

The dogs were visibly shaken and sleepy. So much so they didn’t even go mental when I was talking to them. That’s the worst bit.

I drive her back to her friends and say goodbye. It’s that sort of good bye that says thanks for everything and it’s goodbye.

Never think it can’t get any worse. It does.

It happened…

# The moment
If I’m being brutally and brutally honest I have no idea that was going to happen this afternoon.

It’s Friday and once again we have gone to our place to go and have a chance, discuss the website and just generally talk to each other. However this time I’m noticing that she’s got a bit of a wild eyed look about her own so I try and press a few buttons to finally work out once and for all if she’s interested.

There was the obvious bit of flirty chat and the odd statement which surprised even me because she looks like a really quiet girl and I didn’t think anything of it.

As always the two hours that we had together came and went in the blink of an eye so I settle up and we walked downstairs to leave the café.

She hesitates, I hesitate and we end up just having a platonic cuddle but then hands start to move down into the place that you wouldn’t normally associate with giving someone a friendly pat on the back. I’m not sure how you things progressed after Lance but I think it was a mutual case of us pulling each other onto us and then the kissing started.

Boy oh boy, did she know how to kiss. I’ve always had a thought that the European times are much better at it than, well certainly anyone I’ve ever had the experience with in either England or Wales and it turns out that thought is true.

I’m no erotic novelist I won’t try and write my own version of 50 shades of grey but there was plenty of nibbling, biting and certainly no holding back with the tongue. It has been many, many years since I’ve had an embracing encounter like that.

Daft as it may seem I’m waking up in the morning pinching myself thinking did that actually happen? I might be slightly biased but not only is she clever and funny she has a great dress sense as well. Basically she looks as sexy as hell and the fact that she wears skirts which are just at the right length doesn’t really help me when it comes time to stand up and walk away from the table if you get what I mean.

What next? Well I have absolutely no idea. If she just had a boyfriend that would have been a problem but seeing as I met her husband and her two children that puts a different complexion on things.

No people out there could say that she is old enough to know what she’s doing and she is but that doesn’t stop me feeling a strange pang of guilt.

Anyways it looks like we’re meeting up on Sunday, I’m going around hers and hopefully we can get some actual business ideas written down on paper.

We shall see.

It happened…

Super Mario Run Arrives In The App Store. It’s ok I suppose.

Super Mario Run Arrives in the App Store.

The wait is finally over. As of a short time ago, Super Mario Run began rolling out worldwide on the App Store. The game features three modes, an endless runner-style mode in which you tap the screen to help Mario reach platforms, collect coins, and avoid enemies, a head-to-head competition mode called Toad Rally, and a building mode called Kingdom Builder. This gameplay video posted by Nintendo last week walks through each part of the game:

Super Mario Run Arrives In The App Store. It’s ok I suppose.

Elf is dead and won’t be shown in TVs thus xmas

It looks like Elf isn’t going to be on TV at all this Christmas 😦

We’re sorry to ruin your Friday, and perhaps your entire holiday, but it looks like the classic Christmas film Elf won’t be on TV at all over December.

Just when you thought 2016 couldn’t get any worse 😔.

A few years ago, Sky Cinema nabbed the rights to the movie off Channel 4, which annoyed everyone who only had Freeview or some other service.

But now all the Christmas TV schedules have been published, people noticed the distinct lack of Buddy, and they wanted to know why.

Elf is dead and won’t be shown in TVs thus xmas

Impatient WSJ calls Unreleased AirPods a failure

Apple’s Mysterious AirPods Delay Marks Rare Misstep – WSJ

Cole Kinnard has been pining for Apple Inc.’s wireless AirPod headphones since September, but the college sophomore recently scratched them off his Christmas list. wsj

I guess that some people are just too damn impatient waiting for a product to be right. Not lie there other beats headphones which do more or less the same thing.

Impatient WSJ calls Unreleased AirPods a failure


This Buddy the Elf fan theory will ruin Christmas

But what if Buddy the Elf wasn’t so innocent after all? What if Will Ferrell’s character sat on a throne of lies himself?

After all, surely anyone who lived off the principle of the four main food groups being candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup, for 30 years would end up diabetic, no?