No humans were involved during the interview process. Terms and conditions may apply

Welfare anyone who’s been keeping track of this blog you would know that today our 10:30 AM I had a job interview. It’s fair to say that things didn’t exactly go well from the outset.

I thought I had ar,rived in plenty of time. I knocked on the door, buzzed to gain entry and I was meted by a rather attractive, slim young lady who used to work in the same company as me a few years ago.

Then the HR manager came and looked to me quite surprised and said “oh” your interview was at 10 AM”. I said “no I’m pretty sure that we said 10:30 AM but never mind if I have missed the opportunity I understand”.

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No humans were involved during the interview process. Terms and conditions may apply

Off I go to the exotic location known as Swindon.

After yesterday’s accident it’s fair to say I’m not exactly hard the best nights sleep. First off I cannot sleep at all on my right shoulder, my natural sleeping position.

Secondly I keep forgetting that I can’t put any weight on their which means to 2 times a night where had to get up to go to the bathroom has been a painful experience.

Quite how I managed to get dressed was beyond anyone’s imagination by managed it, got into the car and set off for the three-hour journey to Swindon. Obviously being in quite an amount of pain there were a few issues.

First of all I had to pay the toll to go over my local bridge. Yes we have a bridge where to escape part of the county you have to pay 75p for the privilege. I couldn’t even raise my arm that I and had to do a weird left-handed movement to try and pay the guy in the tollbooth.

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Off I go to the exotic location known as Swindon.