I’d hope the slag tag trend had ended…

In general graffiti is a pile of shit. Seriously some little fuckwad goes into a halfords, picks up a can of paint probably on the excuse that his vauxhall corsa has scratch, which incidentally probably smells of “da gange” and sets off to deface something.

This is the thing they deface places where the publish are going to see on a train normally so you’re sure that you’ll see their branding and their gang. Fucking idiots who the hell cares apart from the other special types of do the same thing.

So why am I pissed off about this?

Tonight in my local spoons there was a table next to me with a fine set of girls. Not women… girls.. They were over 18 but jesus I swear not one had event gotten close to being 20 yet there they were being served.

On particular lass bordering on porn star looks. Long hair scraped back, nose piercing, the sort of bright red lipstick but in matt to show she’s that sort of classy wearing nice top.

Her most noticeable asset was two tattoos on her collar bones. What the fuck man. 18 and the sort of slag rose tattoos that we all hoped were done and dusted when the slag tag phase came and went in 2016.

However Im the one who’s in the wrong here for noticing and taking a look. The sheer look off what the fuck are you looking at was met by me with a sort of smile and chuckle that says well what the fuck do you expect.

I’m not a twat here however theres something to be said for equality here.

Women have the right to dress how they like and in an idealistic society thats all good. Thats also a world where climate change doesn’t exist, racism isn’t a thing, women don’t flirt with the bosses to get promoted…. yeah podcasts keep banging on about that and no surprise you don’t care with your 50k a year job.. .Wankers….

Yet consider the following.
A woman works into a bar wearing a really short skirt
Short top
Things on display
and blokes look at her like she’s a bit easy and gets offended because she isn’t and has the right to dress like that without judgement.

Bloke walks into a bar
Dressed in a policemans outfit
Acts like a policeman
Talks like one
woman comes up to him panicking asking for help.

Bloke says ah.. i see your confusion.
I may look like a policeman, talk and act like one but sorry I’m not a policeman.

Whats the difference……

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I’d hope the slag tag trend had ended…